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  1. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    Holy shit, Fredi Gonzalez was a coach for Team USA??? They were doomed.
  2. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    Forcing the US team to one-by-one get silver medals place on them by Manfred while he gives them each an “attaboy” is cruel and unusual punishment.
  3. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    The WBC is sponsored by Ramp©, so he is probably at max ramp, which helps.
  4. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    McLean’s stuff seems impossible.
  5. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    Yes, a very crafty lefty.
  6. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    This is such a bizarre comparison. The 2012 Phillies—the year they fell off—didn’t have a single member of their offensive core who wasn’t old as balls. Ruiz/Howard/Utley/Rollins/Victorino had an average age of 32.4. The conversation was explicitly “how long can this OLD ASS TEAM hang...
  7. Metaphysicist

    Minor League Thread Part Deux

    Worked great when we trusted the scouts about a young New England kid who reminded them of Tommy Glaviano.
  8. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    That article is perfect fine and is saying something completely accurate, which we all agree with: The current version of Strider cannot pitch the same way he did when he threw 100 (i.e., throw strikes and assume they can’t hit it), and he will need to actually pitch with command of his full...
  9. Metaphysicist

    Minor League Thread Part Deux

    FG on Briggs McKenzie: He’s tall and moves well, but he’s very thin. Eric comp’d him to Triston McKenzie last year, and while I wouldn’t go that far, he has the look of someone likely to stay wiry. MLB on Briggs McKenzie: McKenzie was a Top 100 prospect as the 2025 Draft approached, one who...
  10. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    Maybe we should be proactively putting braces on all our guys when they sign.
  11. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    This is surprisingly stupid.
  12. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    On board for my two irrational Aces. Elder and Wentz, then come the laments.
  13. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    Charlie Morton very famously had a “I will be good now because I copied Roy Halladay’s mechanics” arc.
  14. Metaphysicist

    2026 ST Thread

    Hicklen Schunk Tromp sounds like someone trying to curse with a head injury.
  15. Metaphysicist

    2025-2026 offseason thread

    In Carp’s defense, I do believe he conceded that they didn’t actually find Noah’s Ark that one time.
  16. Metaphysicist

    2026 MLB Draft Thread

    Just based on his name—the most important metric—he reminds me of Drew Waters and Josh Burrus. VETO.
  17. Metaphysicist

    2025-2026 offseason thread

    Martin Perez has more career WAR than Buehler and has been an All-Star more recently. Buehler holds an outsized image in our collective consciousness because he wrecked us in 2020.
  18. Metaphysicist

    2025-2026 offseason thread

    There’s just no pleasing some people.
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