AerchAngel
<B>Secretary of Statistics</B>
Got this from another forum that have been a part since the 90's. These guys are hard core, but this pretty much sums up with what most people think. Sorry about the language, it can get really ugly there, especially the reindeer, they are terrorizing everyone right now. Funny as hell though.
here goes:
"This is what happens when a country has been saddled with an utter joke like Obama for 8 years. Obama has set the presidential bar so low, one could probably roll Marion Barry's lifeless corpse over it. Seriously, after the current act, what could be worse? We might as well elect a goat. There would be no drop-off in leadership. Hell, if Obama dies in office and Biden takes over, we will have the equivalent of a goat as president.
First, we had Obama/Biden vs. McLame/Palin. Obama and Palin had the same credentials (Palin had better tits). Biden and McLame are both gaff-prone loons. No choice there. And, quite frankly, I can forgive anyone who voted for Obama the first time. No one knew how empty the suit was, or how far the Democrat party would stuff the prosthetic cock up the citizens' asses.
Hell, I can almost forgive people who voted for Obama the second time around. Despite his absolutely horrible record on absolutely everything he touched, the Repukes lined up Romney/Ryan as the opponents. **** me running. You thought McLame/Palin was bad???
So fast forward to the present. The Democrat machine is giving Hillary her turn to steer. She is corrupt as the day is long. Everyone knows it. She has no accomplishments. If she was a dude, no one would listen to her. Obama rode his skin color to the highest level of incompetence. She's banking on her vag.
Trump is the loud drunk in the bar. He says all kinds of wacky ****. Most of it insane. But once in a while he says something that everyone is thinking but no one is allowed to say in public. When that happens, you buy that ****er a drink and sit back and hope he lets out another one. He's stuck his finger in the eye of the Repukes. The Democrat party has no response. He would drive his foot so far up Hillary's snatch in a debate she'd have to tap out.
We will get what we deserve.
I dare you to look on either party's stage and find anyone who would be a solid president. Anyone. Sanders looks like he's in the middle of a stroke every time he speaks. O'Malley should euthanize himself for the good of mankind (or at least be strapped to a chair, Clockwork Orange-style, and be made to listen to his own retardness for hours on end). Hillary is a corrupt fraud.
The Repukes have Jeb Bush. He should try to get Jim Nantz's gig with CBS. That would be a better fit for him than the office of president. Ben Carson should start severing heads again. Chris Christie is a fat lying ****. Ted Cruz annoys me, but might be the best of show (and that ain't saying much). Carly Fiorina was ****ty at HP and would suck even worse as president. Who the **** is Jim Gilmore? Lindsey Graham is an evil douche. Mike Huckabee would eat his mother for two votes in the Iowa primary, and thank God for every bite. John Kasich probably got hit in the head recently. Dude makes no sense anymore. George Pataki couldn't give away fried chicken in Harlem. Rand Paul ain't his daddy, and he might have the most annoying voice this side of Ted Cruz. Marco Rubio is slick like Bill Clinton was. I don't trust him. But he might emerge from this **** tsunami stinking less than others. Rick Santorum can, and probably does, squat on cocks. Which leaves us with Donald Trump. Bombastic. Arrogant. Probably maniacal. But placed in front of the other batch of weasels, he is probably going to win.
here goes:
"This is what happens when a country has been saddled with an utter joke like Obama for 8 years. Obama has set the presidential bar so low, one could probably roll Marion Barry's lifeless corpse over it. Seriously, after the current act, what could be worse? We might as well elect a goat. There would be no drop-off in leadership. Hell, if Obama dies in office and Biden takes over, we will have the equivalent of a goat as president.
First, we had Obama/Biden vs. McLame/Palin. Obama and Palin had the same credentials (Palin had better tits). Biden and McLame are both gaff-prone loons. No choice there. And, quite frankly, I can forgive anyone who voted for Obama the first time. No one knew how empty the suit was, or how far the Democrat party would stuff the prosthetic cock up the citizens' asses.
Hell, I can almost forgive people who voted for Obama the second time around. Despite his absolutely horrible record on absolutely everything he touched, the Repukes lined up Romney/Ryan as the opponents. **** me running. You thought McLame/Palin was bad???
So fast forward to the present. The Democrat machine is giving Hillary her turn to steer. She is corrupt as the day is long. Everyone knows it. She has no accomplishments. If she was a dude, no one would listen to her. Obama rode his skin color to the highest level of incompetence. She's banking on her vag.
Trump is the loud drunk in the bar. He says all kinds of wacky ****. Most of it insane. But once in a while he says something that everyone is thinking but no one is allowed to say in public. When that happens, you buy that ****er a drink and sit back and hope he lets out another one. He's stuck his finger in the eye of the Repukes. The Democrat party has no response. He would drive his foot so far up Hillary's snatch in a debate she'd have to tap out.
We will get what we deserve.
I dare you to look on either party's stage and find anyone who would be a solid president. Anyone. Sanders looks like he's in the middle of a stroke every time he speaks. O'Malley should euthanize himself for the good of mankind (or at least be strapped to a chair, Clockwork Orange-style, and be made to listen to his own retardness for hours on end). Hillary is a corrupt fraud.
The Repukes have Jeb Bush. He should try to get Jim Nantz's gig with CBS. That would be a better fit for him than the office of president. Ben Carson should start severing heads again. Chris Christie is a fat lying ****. Ted Cruz annoys me, but might be the best of show (and that ain't saying much). Carly Fiorina was ****ty at HP and would suck even worse as president. Who the **** is Jim Gilmore? Lindsey Graham is an evil douche. Mike Huckabee would eat his mother for two votes in the Iowa primary, and thank God for every bite. John Kasich probably got hit in the head recently. Dude makes no sense anymore. George Pataki couldn't give away fried chicken in Harlem. Rand Paul ain't his daddy, and he might have the most annoying voice this side of Ted Cruz. Marco Rubio is slick like Bill Clinton was. I don't trust him. But he might emerge from this **** tsunami stinking less than others. Rick Santorum can, and probably does, squat on cocks. Which leaves us with Donald Trump. Bombastic. Arrogant. Probably maniacal. But placed in front of the other batch of weasels, he is probably going to win.
