CrimsonCowboy
Moderator
Gus Schlosser has been called up
Anthony Varvaro Placed On Paternity List
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AerchAngel
<B>Secretary of Statistics</B>
In the case of Anthony Varvaro.....YOU ARE THE FATHER!!
MadduxFanII
Swallowed by Mark Bowman
I should have known someone was going to beat me the Maury Povich joke.
rico43
<B>Director of Minor League Reports</B>
He threw a lot of pitches (36) last night; 3 walks, 2 strikeouts in one inning.
rico43
<B>Director of Minor League Reports</B>
Congratulations! I didn't even realize he was pregnant!
Sounds like Big Juan #2 took a big Sighme.
tvsportscaster
Approaching Buddy Hernandez Territory
Also with Hale having worked so many innings last night, Schlosser is a good call in case you need another long man tonight. He's been a starter at Gwinnett.
Julio3000
<B>A Chip Off the Old Rock</B>
Maybe he shoots blanks?
Dalyn
Fredi Gonzalez Supporter
Baby should be available for an inning or two.
NinersSBChamps
<B>Voted Worst Poster <br> 2015 (Co-Winner)</BR>20
Assuming his or her parents aren't related or else the baby might have three arms.
50PoundHead
Hessmania Forever
Here's hoping the baby is a southpaw that can contribute in September.
Dalyn
Fredi Gonzalez Supporter
A rare triple threat on the mound.
Dalyn
Fredi Gonzalez Supporter
It could replace Laird. All he does is eat and sh*t and puke a little when he has to move. That's pretty much the perfect role for a newborn.
JohnAdcox
Brian Jordan's New BFF
He can lead off for us because he has what seems to be the primary skill ... he can't walk.
