¿Ask Julio?

[Julio3000]

Did Christie know first-hand about the Bridgegate?

That really has the sound of a second-hand job.

 

[The Tariff King]

Did you force any sports on your kids when they were young?

 

[Julio3000]

If Julios Franco and Iglesias had a baby, what would it be called?

Unprecedented.

 

[The Tariff King]

Is Barack Obama black or white?

How about Johnny Mathis?

 

[Julio3000]

Did you force any sports on your kids when they were young?

Mods, please move to "Ask Zito."

 

[Julio3000]

Is Barack Obama black or white?

Trick question. Everybody knows he's red.

 

[Julio3000]

How about Johnny Mathis?

Remember that putative child of Julio Franco and Julio Iglesias?

 

[Mrs. Meta]

What is the difference between ice cream and a frozen dairy dessert?

I've had both and cannot tell the difference.

 

[Julio3000]

What is the difference between ice cream and a frozen dairy dessert?

I've had both and cannot tell the difference.

Ice cream: Justin Upton
Frozen Dairy Dessert: BJ Upton

Smoother and with less fat content, but missing a lot of the good stuff.

 

[The Tariff King]

Seems like Justin Upton melted after we took him out of the freezer in April.

 

[zitothebrave]

Seems like Justin Upton melted after we took him out of the freezer in April.