Bryce Harper Megathread

[parkvadawg]

LaRoche and Desmond were the only ones really.

Maybe to a lesser extent, Detwiler.

The main thing with them last year it seemed every time they were down 1-3 runs, they came back and eventually won the game.

Would also include the 2nd baseman that couldn't keep his mouth shut at the start of the year.

 

[Heyward]

Would also include the 2nd baseman that couldn't keep his mouth shut at the start of the year.

Espinosa?

Too lazy to look at his numbers but didn't seem like he was crazy good last year.

 

[thethe]

Man, I overrated them.

 

[weso1]

Bryce Harper with a new quote:

"We're ****ed."

 

[ChapelHillMatt]

Wonder if they still think they are a better team?

 

[GovClintonTyree]

Gnats, prepare your anuses.

 

[zitothebrave]

Bryce Harper's motto to his Nats teammates#anustart

 

[GovClintonTyree]

Would also include the 2nd baseman that couldn't keep his mouth shut at the start of the year.

Espinosa. He was running his mouth, wasn't he? It's a shame he's not around to go 0-11 with 9 Ks and kick two balls.

 

[jpx7]

Bryce Harper's motto to his Nats teammates#anustart

ANUSTART INDEED.

 

[cajunrevenge]

According to the Nats forum Harper is having a sac removed in the offseason, that will calm him down.

 

[bravesnumberone]

14.5 down with 7 games left. This **** ain't over.

 

[drewdat]

"Bryce, when you guys are mathematically eliminated in two weeks, are you going to go get blackout drunk with your teammates even though you aren't of legal age?"

 

[57Brave]

Bryce Harper, asked if he was surprised Teheran hit him: "I hit that ball pretty far off him, so, no."

 

[thethe]

Bryce Harper, asked if he was surprised Teheran hit him: "I hit that ball pretty far off him, so, no."

Wow, he is such a D-Bag. I used to like him.

 

[jpx7]

Wow, he is such a D-Bag. I used to like him.

Welcome to the light, my child.

 

[bravesnumberone]

I'd hit him again tomorrow. **** him.

Oh Bryce, I haven't asked in 30 minutes. Is it over yet?

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

I used to like Harper as well. Clearly, I was misguided. He is a doofus. And I just insulted every doofus in the world

 

[jpx7]

Bryce Harper, asked if he was surprised Teheran hit him: "I hit that ball pretty far off him, so, no."

I have a sneaking suspicion that right now he is literally butt-hurt.

 

[zitothebrave]

I have a sneaking suspicion that right now he is literally butt-hurt.

#anustart

 

[GovClintonTyree]

According to the Nats forum Harper is having a sac removed in the offseason, that will calm him down.

Two part surgery. He is also having Brian McCann's foot removed from his ass.