Don't Clinch Your Buttocks During a Traffic Stop

sturg33

sturg33

I
http://www.kob.com/article/stories/s3209305.shtml#.Unk5k3C-2uJ

1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.
 
I hope the, er, probe of this situation is as uncomfortable for those involved as the incident was for the victim.
 
I wouldn't put up with that crap. I'd tell them to blow it out their a**!

Rectum? Damn near Killed him!

Did they find piles of evidence or evidence of piles?

I can keep going if you'd like.
 
Isn't there also a law against blowing through a stop sign on the Hershey highway?
 
Reading that article, I couldn't get past the 3rd item on the list without laughing in the office.

That's just unreal. LOL he let them sedate him. Poor guy.

Best part of the article is reading "No Narcotics were found." (x7)
 
The lesson learned here, is cops are very protective of their Wal-Marts. They don't want anybody doing any suspicious activity in their stomping grounds.
 
Interested to see if the Republicans will spin this as Obamacare "overreach". This type of thing fits right in nicely with the death panels.

That is of course a joke.
 
KeithLockhart said:
Interested to see if the Republicans will spin this as Obamacare "overreach". This type of thing fits right in nicely with the death panels.

That is of course a joke.
Click to expand...

Actually I think all of this was covered under Obamacare, so that's good news.
 
hVDds.jpg
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top