Favorite Chip Carayisms

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The Tariff King

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I'll start off:

"_______ gets down the bunt and IT'S A BEAUTY."

*Fielder fields bunt quickly and immediately proceeds to throw out the lead runner at 2nd/3rd making that bunt useless*
 
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THERE'S A DRIVE! And the shortstop settles under it for the second out.
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I really wish I could remember who made this joke so I could give proper credit, but suffice to say it isn't mine.

But in a couple of years, our rain delay program can be DRIVEN! And fielded by the shortstop on the second hop, the Chip Caray story.
 
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Things certainly have changed at Wrigley. There's a new, well-appointed visitors clubhouse, the premium seats are first rate, and my Coke dealer is still in business! Hey, any chance you guys would leave me here when this series is over?
 
*Braves batter swings and foul tips back to the screen on the first pitch when team is behind*

Or

*Opponent's closer throws a 99 heater down the middle and our guy swings and misses on first pitch*

"OHHH MAN WHAT A CUT HE TOOK AT THAT ONE. HE JUUUUUUST MISSED IT"
 
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[MENTION=50]CyYoung31[/MENTION] pointed out when we were having beers how Chip's favorite thing now is "ambush".
 
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"AND THERE'S A HIGH FLY BALL DEEP TO RIGHT"

*two seconds later outfielder is camped out 20 yards in front of the warning track*

"______ camps under it and grabs it. HE JUUUUUUUUSSSST MISSED THAT ONE"
 
Last night Swarzak gave up an infield single on his first batter faced then he got Jeff McNeil to strikeout the second batter he faced and Chip says Swarzak gets that always important first batter faced out.

“Sometimes the baseball Gods tap you on the shoulder and say hey, it’s your turn.”
 
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“He really punished that fastball left over the heart of the plate”

(Radar gun shows pitch at 83mph)

“That ball SPLITS THE GAP and is headed to the wall for extra bases”

(Outfielder cuts it off and holds runner to first base)

Also it’s always a good time when he doesn’t agree with statcast on a HR distance after saying the previous inning how it was one of the longest HR he has seen in that particular ballpark.
 
He reminds me of Uecker in the movie Major League. Who drank while in the booth and Chip does crack.
 
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