Julio3000
<B>A Chip Off the Old Rock</B>
Man, think about those dudes. All that doubleknit polyester with the expando-top pants. Forster was a pig. Bob Horner then Ken Oberkfell...it seems we had to have a fat guy with a blonde Afro at third. Zane Smith had no chin. Dale Murphy would have been a good looking guy except for the enormous carbuncle on his cheek...Rick Mahler was a chubby guy with bad hair. Even when they got it going, they were some ugly dudes. Otis "Penitentiary Face" Nixon. Maddux is the only HOF pitcher who looks like a child molester. Blauser could have split his chin with Z Smith and that would have worked well.
We had some ugly teams. Good thing ball players make good money, they wouldn't have gotten laid at all.
I've always maintained that the 80s Braves were the plug-ugliest bunch of warthogs who ever laced them up.