GDT 10/4 - Braves at Marlins: reel in the division title

He won’t have a boyfriend because he’s too scared to come out of the closet. So he has to lash out with sexist and homophobic comments constantly to compensate.

Whack ass come backs like these is why I feel like I’m going back and fourth with my 8th grade science teacher.
 
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Waitress at Olive Garden just came over to me and asked me why I was crying and shaking. She tried to comfort me by offering me free salad and breadsticks. I told her I was about to throw up. She’s holding me right now.
 
Waitress at Olive Garden just came over to me and asked me why I was crying and shaking. She tried to comfort me by offering me free salad and breadsticks. I told her I was about to throw up. She’s holding me right now.

That's my wife. Tell her to bring me home some beer
 
Waitress at Olive Garden just came over to me and asked me why I was crying and shaking. She tried to comfort me by offering me free salad and breadsticks. I told her I was about to throw up. She’s holding me right now.

Meanwhile, the rest of us in the South have found no comfort.
 
Waitress at Olive Garden just came over to me and asked me why I was crying and shaking. She tried to comfort me by offering me free salad and breadsticks. I told her I was about to throw up. She’s holding me right now.

Maybe she could bring you a garbage can. I've heard they can come in handy.
 
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