GDT #113 8/5: Braves (Wood) at Mariners (F. Hernandez)

[Mrs. Meta]

You shall know his name is the LORD, when he lays his BABIP upon you.

Every night, before he goes to sleep, Chris sticks his lower lip out and playfully caresses it while saying, "BABIPBABIPBABIPBABIP!"

... At least I'm pretty sure.

 

[Julio3000]

Every night, before he goes to sleep, Chris sticks his lower lip out and playfully caresses it while saying, "BABIPBABIPBABIPBABIP!"

... At least I'm pretty sure.

I'd be disappointed if he didn't.

 

[Julio3000]

Every night, before he goes to sleep, Chris sticks his lower lip out and playfully caresses it while saying, "BABIPBABIPBABIPBABIP!"

... At least I'm pretty sure.

Same sound effect as when he motorboats Dan Uggla's wife.

 

[Mrs. Meta]

Same sound effect as when he motorboats Dan Uggla's wife.

Or Kris Benson's wife (of yesteryear).

*shivers*

 

[Dalyn]

Same sound effect as when he motorboats Dan Uggla's wife.

Might as well...we know Uggla ain't hitting it.

 

[Julio3000]

Might as well...we know Uggla ain't hitting it.

She has some curves, but Dan just ducks whenever he sees one.

 

[Julio3000]

OK, BJ Rules in effect . . . 1 hit = Bonifacio owns leadoff for a week.

 

[Mrs. Meta]

La Stella.

 

[Julio3000]

Relax, Dan. We're just breaking balls . . . dude, seriously, quit ducking.

 

[Mrs. Meta]

Don't think Freddie picked up the ball at all there.

 

[Dalyn]

I heard Dan's so messed up he wakes up swinging...

...that's how late he is.

 

[AerchAngel]

Don't think Freddie picked up the ball at all there.

A reoccurring theme.

 

[Mrs. Meta]

No boners for boni there.

 

[Dalyn]

I'm not going to watch this inning and pretend Wood only gives up 3.

 

[Garmel]

Looks like Boni misjudged that one.

 

[Dalyn]

BJ catches that.

 

[Ampere]

Even the Seattle announcers thought he was out.

 

[Mrs. Meta]

Not sure if I woulda wasted the challenge on that.

 

[Mrs. Meta]

No boners, just infarctions.

 

[Garmel]

Boni made that a little too interesting.