GDT: 3/29/18 - Atlanta Braves vs. Philthies (ITS OPENING DAYYYYY)

[AerchAngel]

Tell me why that Brothers is still on the team? Seriously, he sucked during ST.

His ERA is ~ right now and cost Iranian Capital City 2 runs for walking guys in.

 

[UNCBlue012]

That’s my cleanup hitter, y’all.

 

[JohnAdcox]

Add Acuna to this team and it gets fun real fast.

Can he play third?

 

[Julio3000]

PROTECT YA NECK

 

[nsacpi]

Can he play third?

they gave him a look at short a couple spring trainings ago

 

[mossy]

I’m here for my crow. Winning opening day is awesome.

 

[chop2chip]

That was the most boring exciting come from behind win ever.

 

[thethe]

Can he play third?

Camargo has got that covered.

 

[jpx7]

i see what you did there

He meant the game, obviously.

 

[Nerfherders]

Markakis really hates interviews, doesn't he?

 

[Runnin]

 

[salmagundy]

Hmmm. Which intelligent baseball sports casters said the Braves will have little to no HR power this year? 3 HRs on opening day.

 

[Ozzie Swanson]

The question must be asked... Can they go undefeated?

 

[nsacpi]

He meant the game, obviously.

undoubtedly

 

[Southcack77]

Markakis gonna Jeff Blauser this bitch.

 

[nsacpi]

The question must be asked... Can they go undefeated?

ynot

 

[jpx7]

To all who pleaded for the Braves to dump Markakis this offseason ...

Even in spite of the beard, I'd still be fine with the Braves jettisoning Markakis—yes, even after his sterling 1-5 afternoon.

And yes, I realize I'm being no fun here.

 

[msstate7]

The question must be asked... Can they go undefeated?

Come on dude... they’ll lose around 60

 

[striker42]

i see what you did there

This does happen to me a lot.

 

[msstate7]

Even in spite of the beard, I'd still be fine with the Braves jettisoning Markakis, even after his sterling 1-5 afternoon.

1.000 ops