I saw that "Tom Glavine" was trending on Twitter last night after Acuna's home run. What was he going on about?
Mad about the metric system or whatever, just generally gone off that Abe Simpson.
TdA to 60 DL with sprained thumb.
Alex Jackson to 10 day IL with hammy problem(probably from Puke's pitch in dirt)
Mathis activated
As in, the worst hitter to ever amass 3000 PAs Jeff Mathis.
Y’all think Jackson is bad, hoo-boy.
He can’t be worse than Jackson. It’s literally impossible.
The dawn of a new ContrEra.
It’s not though.