GDT 6-2 Smyly and Smith behind the dish

You need blood flow to your permanently flaccid peepee to make a kid bud. You haven’t seen that thing be useful since you left the high school locker room.

I’m sure that joke is a real knee slapper
in the waiting area at Starbucks.
 
I’m sure that joke is a real knee slapper
in the waiting area at Starbucks.

No amount of raging on the Internet will change the fact you will never be a father until you come out of the closet, meet a nice man, and adopt a child. You can’t get it up around women, so there’s no way to get one pregnant. Even a dim witted fool like you understands that.

The longer you stay closeted, the longer you’ll be a miserable loser.
 
Both Minter and Martin got the day off yesterday. It’s a 2 run game with the top of the order looming. At this point I’m almost convinced that Snitker is intentionally throwing games.
 
FCk all that - if we are gonna do this shhit, let’s just call up Michael Harris and fck it.
Or trade Snitker and Harris for Kris Bryant and David Ross.
 
No amount of raging on the Internet will change the fact you will never be a father until you come out of the closet, meet a nice man, and adopt a child. You can’t get it up around women, so there’s no way to get one pregnant. Even a dim witted fool like you understands that.

The longer you stay closeted, the longer you’ll be a miserable loser.

You actually get pu$$y with these whack ass jokes?

I hope your fckn isn’t as bad as your sense of humor...if it is you couldn’t hit the G-spot on a 12lb pu$$y.
 
You actually get pu$$y with these whack ass jokes?

I hope your fckn isn’t as bad as your sense of humor...if it is you couldn’t hit the G-spot on a 12lb pu$$y.

See how you have to glorify sexual intercourse with women to compensate for the fact you are too terrified of women to get it up around them? It’s the exact same thing young teenage males do because they are inexperienced and scared of the unknown surrounding sex.

You realize you are textbook, right?
 
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