When you said morbidly obese guy running to first … I immediately thought of Bob Horner
The guy who throws an inning of mop up duty last night also gets the 7th inning in a 3-1 game. Makes sense.
That dude makes Bob Horner look like an anorexic
Fair ….. but damn…,.you don’t see too many big fat guys like Horner…or Chris Chambliss or John Kruk waddling around the base paths these days …