GDT 7/7/14: BRAVES (Minor) @ LetsGOes (Dice-K)

[NinersSBChamps]

Mike Minor>Jeff Samardjiza though. Amirite?

 

[yeezus]

Some of you guys would make really ****ty friends to someone going through a rough spot in life.

 

[Julio3000]

Some of you guys would make really ****ty friends to someone going through a rough spot in life.

Kicking guys while they're down is the official sport here.

 

[NinersSBChamps]

Let's go Mike Minor! Keep your head up high. If you ever need anything, I will always be there for you.

 

[Dalyn]

I hear Minor is going to join the HR Derby.

 

[Dalyn]

Let's go Mike Minor! Keep your head up high. If you ever need anything, I will always be there for you.

Unless you give up another HR, in which case I will kill your cat and **** your girlfriend. Or the other way around, whichever I decide will hurt you more.

 

[yeezus]

Kicking guys while they're down is the official sport here.

Players struggle, I really don't know how else to put it. Samardzija the God will struggle, too. Some get so upset when a player has a rough patch. Minor could string together 4-5 great starts at any time. Children have to relax.

 

[jsebe10]

Aghhhh. Almost BJ.

I'm rewting for you.

 

[yeezus]

And then someone said Samardzija was MUCH better than Minor to that point in their careers, despite the fact there are literally NO stats to back that up. All the stats in baseball, none at all say JS has had a much better career.

Troll children gonna troll.

 

[bravesnumberone]

This team is filled with a bunch of damn morons. The guy has been throwing lollipops all night. Not only can we not score off of him, we're trying to drop bunts now.

 

[yeezus]

This team is filled with a bunch of damn morons. The guy has been throwing lollipops all night. Not only can we not score off of him, we're trying to drop bunts now.

Welcome to baseball.

 

[jsebe10]

Dice K with the heat past Freddie.

 

[yeezus]

These dumbasses don't know the first thing about baseball! Minor doesn't even know that giving up homers is BAD! Freddie Freeman MUST have an IQ of 30 because he isn't 3-3!!! Simmons clearly rode the short bus. Someone go tell them that when men are on base, they're supposed to get a hit! It's not like guys get paid to get them out, baseball is EZ. Just hit 10 homers a game, jeeeeeezzzz uhhh.

 

[yeezus]

Am I doing it right?

 

[yeezus]

Dice K with the heat past Freddie.

If he weren't so BONEHEADED he'd know to HIT IT not MISS IT!!

 

[jsebe10]

These dumbasses don't know the first thing about baseball! Minor doesn't even know that giving up homers is BAD! Freddie Freeman MUST have an IQ of 30 because he isn't 3-3!!! Simmons clearly rode the short bus. Someone go tell them that when men are on base, they're supposed to get a hit! It's not like guys get paid to get them out, baseball is EZ. Just hit 10 homers a game, jeeeeeezzzz uhhh.

Do you like fish sticks?

 

[Julio3000]

These dumbasses don't know the first thing about baseball! Minor doesn't even know that giving up homers is BAD! Freddie Freeman MUST have an IQ of 30 because he isn't 3-3!!! Simmons clearly rode the short bus. Someone go tell them that when men are on base, they're supposed to get a hit! It's not like guys get paid to get them out, baseball is EZ. Just hit 10 homers a game, jeeeeeezzzz uhhh.

4/5

Need more demands that guys be benched/traded.

 

[yeezus]

Do you like fish sticks?

I love them in and around my mouth.

 

[CyYoung31]

I bet we win tonight.

 

[yeezus]

4/5

Need more demands that guys be benched/traded.

Well that's a given trade Simmons for anyone else!!! Someone who will never bunt!!
I want to trade Minor for someone like Dice K - smart, knows how to PITCH and get PPL OUT!
I wonder if the Mets would trade us Campbell for Freeman? Cambell looks smart.