GDT 8-10: Marlins at Braves; Game 5; No Drake

Ozuna’s probably gonna hit one into the Chophouse, then one into the Chattahoochie Falls, then a bomb into the Hank Terrace…..
That’s what Snitker envisioned this morning after his pre-shower gravity bong session with Jobu.
 
And this is why I hope Ozuna is done after this year. A dude that can't play the field hurts more. Ozuna playing helps 0
 
I feel like Bellinger is a very good realistic fit for this roster. Hopefully he can keep up that low exit velocity success if the Braves sign him.
 
Maybe with so much bench fodder getting at-bats this season, perhaps AA will have better luck at getting proper bench pieces to sign with them this offseason. And especially if Snit is gone.
 
Woman behind the plate is better than at least half the male umpires, but I’d rather just get rid of all umps. Almost all calls can be made by the players on the field, and any disagreements go to replay. Balls and strikes fully automated. There’s literally no need for human umps anymore.
 
Great job again, Wentz. Gotta say, Wentz and Waldrep have been pleasant surprises since they've arrived.
 
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