Heyward
Simmons
Freeman
Johnson
Laird
Terdoslavich
Birthday Boy
Janish
Wood
Simmons
Freeman
Johnson
Laird
Terdoslavich
Birthday Boy
Janish
Wood

Your Wood jokes are weak.
I'll call them flaccid.
with bad whiskey
Is there really such a thing?!
Can we just beat the damn Mets already? Let's try not to have a losing record vs. them. They're still the Mets.
Every year there's always one 'bad' team that the Braves just cannot beat. Used to be the Marlins all the time. Then it was the Nationals before they became the 'annointed ones' in 2012. Now, the Mets aren't as terrible as years past (blast their high draft picks on pitchers...) but on paper, Braves should win but just don't this year.
I don't want to give him the satisfaction of a penis joke. Since he's almost single-handedly ruined what was once a great institution of borderline jokes. Maybe in the end it was better when Wood was a reliever. His performances were always good and he was in and out in a hurry so we didn't get flooded with bad jokes. Maybe the opposite is true with bad jokes than it is with bad whiskey, it's wise to consume bad jokes in only small quantities.
I still blame SAV, cause when in doubt, blame it on someone else.
Fredi day game lineup today. Naturally they probably score 8 runs.
I was just thinking how bad this line up is. I really hate seeing Janish out there. Yes he has a great glove but he is worse than Rey Ordonez with the bat.
Wow, didn't realize how solid of a year Marlon Byrd is having.