GDT 8/8/19: Braves at Marlins - Big D Takes the Mound

I think the obvious answer is to bench Albies and pull David Eckstein out of retirement to play in his stead, so we'll finally have some clutchness in there.
 
You know it's bad when the nervous Nellies and negative Nancies go silent

This was the last straw... I can live with losing seasons, but not getting drilled by the marlins... I'm researching to decide my new favorite team

ETA... and by research, I mean ini mini miny moe
 
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Oh God, Chip has replaced Jerome using a Mission Impossible mask, and is making godawful "jokes" in his name.
 
I don't know what was more embarrassing, getting shelled by the Marlins awful offense or getting dominated by a scrub pitcher.
 
You would think I shouldn’t find the wrist-splitting over one ****ing game to be the least bit surprising, but somehow I do.
 
I threw myself off a two story building after the game last night. I only snapped both my femurs.

I’ll try harder if we lose again tonight.
 
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I feel like there has been a lack of veteran laidership and clutchness among the posters tonight...and it really starts with me for failing to designate the yuge player of the game

I was actually impressed that, knowing the whole team would stink, you correctly didn't designate a yuge player.
 
Ozzie has a good shot at 20/20 this season. When was the last time a team had two 20/20 players on the same roster?

What sucks is Swanson had a shot at 20/20 also before he got hurt.

I was told due to his second half last year we couldn’t get hopeful about Ozzie’s HR potential. HR/FB and all that.
 
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