GDT April Fool’s Day — Sale and the Island of Misfit Toys

[Hulavol]

M Harris II (L) CF

A Riley (R) 3B

M Olson (L) 1B

M Ozuna (R) DH

O Albies (S) 2B

D Baldwin (L) C

B De La Cruz (R) LF

J Kelenic (L) RF

N Allen (R) SS

 

[bravesfanMatt]

Looks like the twins and brewers are getting their first wins barring blown leads late.

 

[Hulavol]

Dustin May looks like an overgrown leprechaun

 

[Hulavol]

And Harris looks like he doesn’t wanna swing at pitches right down the middle down two strikes.

 

[msstate7]

And Harris looks like he doesn’t wanna swing at pitches right down the middle down two strikes.

He knows he can't hit it anyway. Just hoping for a walk the rest of his contract

 

[msstate7]

There isn't a word in the English language to describe how much I hate this bunch of losers

 

[msstate7]

There will be no turnaround this season. Please break this team up. Please. AA, I know you suck at your job, but just do this one thing - break this team up!

 

[Hulavol]

Damn- that pitch was way off the plate - but with AIDS at the plate, it really didn’t matter

 

[bravesfanMatt]

Probably just some bad luck that all three hitters looked over matched. They are all great because of 2023 or something.

 

[msstate7]

Good hitting, ozuna

 

[msstate7]

Blue is giving him low and outside

 

[msstate7]

Put Ozzie 8th in the lineup.

 

[The Tariff King]

I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW.

 

[msstate7]

Anyone find it weird that despite the high EV last season, Baldwin still put up a sub 800 ops in milb?

 

[bravesnumberone]

Well that was fun. Probably the only bone the gods will throw us.

 

[Hulavol]

What is that weird symbol they replaced our zero with ? And LA still has their zero. Strange stuff going on with my tv…

 

[msstate7]

Still can't make em pay for the error... the old brave teams get at least 1 more

 

[Hulavol]

Oh. I get it. We are winning - it’s an April Fool’s joke. Very funny baseball gods.

 

[msstate7]

Sale gonna blow it here.

 

[msstate7]

Atta boy, sale