GDT April Fool’s Day — Sale and the Island of Misfit Toys

[bravesnumberone]

Ozzie barely moved.

 

[msstate7]

Fire AA too. That offseason failure should cost any GM his job.

You're preaching to the choir. I would cut off my left foot to be rid of snit, AA, and Ozzie

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

So dang frustrating

 

[msstate7]

Ozzie barely moved.

Not like he could got there or threw a guy out if he did. Ozzie is unplayable in the field

 

[jsebe10]

Fire AA too. That offseason failure should cost any GM his job.

AA did exactly what ownership wanted him to do...work with pennies while they maximize their profits due to this **** economy. He's not going anywhere.

 

[UNCBlue012]

With complete seriousness, I have no intention of watching this team play for a while. This is despicable for a roster with this much talent. I hope they come back tonight, but they won't. Have a good evening gentlemen.

 

[msstate7]

AA did exactly what ownership wanted him to do...work with pennies while they maximize their profits due to this **** economy. He's not going anywhere.

He spent money on a huge red flag in Profar. He had money and spent it stupidly like last year on kelenic

 

[striker42]

With complete seriousness, I have no intention of watching this team play for a while. This is despicable for a roster with this much talent. I hope they come back tonight, but they won't. Have a good evening gentlemen.

There's a reason I've not bought the Fan Duel network. I can't in good conscience give any money to this team.

 

[bravesnumberone]

I can't think of a single fundamental thing this team is actually good at.

 

[bravesnumberone]

There's a reason I've not bought the Fan Duel network. I can't in good conscience give any money to this team.

I got the 30-day free trial. They're making the decision of whether to keep it an easy one.

 

[striker42]

I can't think of a single fundamental thing this team is actually good at.

Being fundamentally disgusting?

 

[bravesnumberone]

Like how the **** do you just not ****ing hold runners on bases? That is ****ing 12-year-old simple ****.

 

[striker42]

Baldwin with another 100+ mph out. Dude needs to start sacrificing animals.

 

[Hulavol]

Maybe they can sacrifice Kelenic…although that would probably offend Jobu greatly.

 

[msstate7]

Their worst player can put up a better ab than Riley or Ozzie could dream of

 

[striker42]

And I just learned Val Kilmer died. What a nightmare week.

We're no daisy. No daisy at all.

 

[bravesnumberone]

Riley can still play defense so there's that.

 

[Hulavol]

I’ll give it to ‘em. There was some seriously good defense by Riley Ozzie and Olson in that frame.

 

[bravesnumberone]

The Braves have scored 2 runs in 39 innings. Still at one hit with RISP. 1-for-34.

 

[striker42]

So many hard hit outs. We truly are an oddity.