GDT Ask Millwood1Hitter Edition 4/30 Braves @ Fish

[NinersSBChamps]

Is this your jealous way of trying to get me to text you for pics?

Well we would have to trade. Nothing is free.

 

[Millwood1Hitter]

Millwood,

Is Jason playing second base because he hits the ball there with regularity?

No, Fredi wants to see what he's got there but he forgot he's a lefty, so after his first at-bat Fredi panics and puts Uggla in for defensive purposes.

 

[Millwood1Hitter]

How many awkward, sidelong glances at "Jen" for Aaron tonight?

27, the number of SO's he accumulates.

 

[cajunrevenge]

Since this gdt was made by milwood I assume this is the "act like the braves are 8-17 thread"

 

[keithlaw]

First pitch 7:10 EST.

Braves lineup released via Fredi Gonzalez:

1. Laird CF
2. Heyward 2B
3. Freeman 1B
4. Gattis LF
5. Doumit C
6. J. Upton RF
7. Pena 3B
8. Pastornicky SS
9. Harang P

I didn't realize Fredi had the authority to cut those guys

 

[Fredi Gonzalez]

Respect my authori-tie.