"I just like to take a moment during this holiday weekend to congratulate you idiots and otherwise challenged individuals at Chop County for raising the level of discourse about the Atlanta Braves. While I have been quietly lurking on your board for many of these past months, the need for a paycheck has forced me back to the Scout.com site that once nurtured us all. Me and all of the fans who have yet to discover your site will enjoy talking to ourselves in the coming months. In closing, I'd like to say, please leave me and alone and quit sending my private phone number to gay message boards. Best wishes in the coming year."