Headlines that Make you Lose Faith

zitothebrave

zitothebrave

Connoisseur of Minors
I was gonna add in humanity, but sometimes they don't happen. I'll kick it off.

‘90 Day Fiancé’ star retires from selling farts after heart attack scare


https://nypost.com/2022/01/04/tv-star-stephanie-matto-stops-selling-farts-after-health-scare/

Though I think the caption to the picture of her in the hospital may be even worse

"Stephanie Matto experienced chest pains that she believed were symptoms of a heart attack or stroke, but doctors confirmed they were the result of eating too much eggs and beans."
 
Local Politician Very Sorry For Trying To Pull Down Referee’s Pants


https://defector.com/local-politician-very-sorry-for-trying-to-pull-down-referees-pants/

The video is maddening. First off how do these dickhead parents get the stones to get on the court. Need a coach to ****ing deal with those pricks. If my parents did something like that I would have been benched or kicked off the team. These loser boomer and gen X parents who can't stand that little timmy isn't special need to chill. Second lol at Pantsing being a reaction.
 
I’m not saying Taco Bell tacos are great

But I don’t like your hate at the thought of eating tacos everyday
 
I love tacos. And yes you could eat a good taco everyday. But tacobell tacos. Wooof.

Don't get me wrong. I like White People tacos. I love trash tacos. Gimme those ranch stand and stuff taco shells. But holy hell every day. I'd probably get rot.

Now if I could get some Al Pastor or Carnitas, then that would be something. I made myself some bomb Carnitas sous vide.
 
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