Hollywood/Political Sex Offense Scandals (Now Louis CK and AL-GOPSenateNom Roy Moore)

Media Now Just Offering Daily Update On Few Remaining Celebrities Not Embroiled In Scandals

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"U.S.—A group of major news organizations joined the Associated Press today in announcing a new policy of simply reporting on the handful of remaining celebrities out there who still haven’t sexually assaulted anyone that we know of.

The policy was enacted in order to save time and avoid wasting thousands of man-hours uncovering scandal after scandal.

“We’ll just go ahead and provide a daily update on the five or six celebrities and politicians that we know of who are still scandal-free,” an AP representative said. “If we don’t mention a particular actor, director, or political leader in the morning briefing on ongoing sexual assault and harassment scandals, you can just assume some nasty revelation came out about them too.”

“It’ll be quicker and more efficient for everyone this way,” she added.

The first daily update put out Friday included close to a dozen actors and prominent U.S. leaders, all of whom were confirmed not to be involved in any scandal at the current moment."

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LOLGOP‏ @LOLGOP
Nov 17

If someone asks you if you're going to vote for a child molester, your answer shouldn't be, "What's his political party?"
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BedellBrave said:
i don't care if its George HW Bush, Al Franken, Moore, etc., it's time that such nonconsensual behavior be challenged. The sixth and seventh commandments (understood in their depth) matter. And such abusive, sexual sins strike against the dignity of human beings.
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and Clarence Thomas ?
seems conspicuous by his absence.

I believe his accuser swore before congress.
No one has ever even suggested perjury
 
When the nomination moved to the floor of the Senate, it took a sudden and dramatic turn when Anita Hill, a law professor at the University of Oklahoma, came forward with accusations that Clarence Thomas had sexually harassed her. Hill had worked for Thomas years earlier when he was head of the Equal Employment Opportunities Commission. Hill charged that Thomas harassed her with inappropriate discussion of sexual acts and pornographic films after she rebuffed his invitations to date him. A media frenzy quickly arose around Hill's allegations and Thomas's denials. When Thomas testified about Hill's claims before the Senate Judiciary Committee, he called the hearings, "a high-tech lynching for uppity Blacks." The incident became one person's word against another's. In the end, the Senate voted 52-48 to confirm Clarence Thomas as associate justice of the Supreme Court.

http://chnm.gmu.edu/courses/122/hill/hillframe.htm
 
Jabba the Hutt denies sexual harassment charge

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Businessman, commenter and media personality Jabba the Hutt has denied allegations of sexual harassment against Princess Leia this afternoon.

Hutt, who has business interests in space transit and is best known for his appearances as a television pod racing promoter and commentator, stands accused of using his position to harass a succession of women culminating in an attempt to ‘stick his tongue down the throat’ of Princess Leia Organa within minutes of them meeting.

Jabba is understood to be paying twelve million credits as an out of court settlement, but insists this is not an admission of wrongdoing and that he is paying up as he ‘feared being throttled by political correctness’.

Allegations also suggest that Hutt sacked Oola the Dancing Girl when she resisted his advances and used his influence to ensure the system ‘ate her alive’ when she complained.

“This is just racism against immensely corpulent green slug-beasts by jealous social justice Jedi warriors”, said Bib Fortuna on an Internet comments thread.
 
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