I'll explain why I'm asking, even though I do mean this as a legit question.
So far as I can tell, in order for us to be a legit contender in the East come 2017, we need:
1. Absolutely no bad luck with our existing young starting pitchers- no injuries, no regression
2. Miller needs to, at the very least, solidify himself as a solid, middle-of-the-rotation starter and hopefully improve
3. Good luck with the prospect pitchers we've acquired- Foltynewicz and Jenkins in particular. They need to stay healthy and keep moving up the ladder
4. Kimbrel has to stay healthy and stave off any further decline in command
5. Freeman has to be more like the 2013 Freddie and less like the 2014 model- he certainly can't take a step back
6. Simmons has to either improve offensively or remain at such an otherworldly defensive level that he merits an everyday job
7. One of Jace Peterson or Rio Ruiz has to grab the third base job
8. Peraza has to develop into a solid second baseman
9. Someone has to come out of nowhere or be acquired to play left field
10. Someone has to come out of nowhere or be acquired to play center (we'll put "BJ Upton regains his stroke" as "coming out of nowhere")
11. Markakis has to remain a solid everyday player through his early-30's
12. Bethancourt either has to hit a little or really be as extraordinary defensively as the organization insists he is
And I have to say, that just...that seems like a lot of things have to go right. And there doesn't seem to be much margin for error. So I'm wondering if I'm overlooking something.