Important Change on the Horizon

[striker42]

The Braves will be revealing a new mascot at Chopfest. That's right. A new mascot.

Something tells me it won't be a new Chief Noc-a-homa.

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

So Homer the Brave got DFA’ed, huh?

 

[Horsehide Harry]

I guess they figured out that The Freeze runs like Hayes but hits like sh*t

 

[CyYoung31]

Homer let go after allegations of sexual harassment surfaced.

The Phanatic is just one of many mascots who have come forward.

 

[Nerfherders]

He was caught in the tool shed with the hammer from the tool race. (do they still do the tool race?)

 

[CyYoung31]

Introducing...Blooper the Brave!

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Dear Lord...

 

[Hawk]

What the ****

 

[Tapate50]

Introducing...Blooper the Brave!

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Dear Lord...

You are kidding.

That’s what I called a fart when I was a tot

 

[CyYoung31]

The Braves made a presentation out of it for the kids in the front row. Blooper come out of the “Character Builder 3000” machine after a scientist created it with the help of two young guests from the crowd.

Sounds about right.

 

[Skeeter31]

Sounds about right.

Named for the infamous infield fly that cost us the 2012 wild card game??

 

[Ozzie Swanson]

Named for the infamous infield fly that cost us the 2012 wild card game??

Yep, and I heard Sam Holbrook retired from umpiring to be the man in the costume full time.

 

[buck75]

I thought this might refer to the new name of this forum for 2018

 

[Freshmaker]

Named for the infamous infield fly that cost us the 2012 wild card game??

I have never seen as many bottles of ketchup rain down on the field from the 755 Club as I did that night

 

[The Tariff King]

At least the organization realizes the product on the field and in the front office the last few years was a highlight reel of bloopers.

 

[striker42]

I had impossibly low expectations for the new mascot. This falls far short of even that.

 

[BeanieAntics]

Why does it look like he has a panty line? Like, a granny panty line...

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

Introducing...Blooper the Brave!

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Dear Lord...

 

[salmagundy]

"Blooper"--- WTF. an insult to Braves fans. We suffer thru the "bloopers" of Coppy, Wren, Fredi, and numerous other bloopers. An ESPN highlight real of Bloopers for sure. What were they looking for, another Fanatic??

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

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[Horsehide Harry]

Probably one of the girls from the Cheetah inside the costume...