It's 4:38 pm on Friday, 26 May 17 and

Bartolo "slimmer" Colon has not be DFAd, traded, or outright released. What's the hold up?



The hold up is the reality that if he is cut then they will have to add an even bigger dumpster fire named Blair to the team.

Or maybe Coppy doesn't want to ignite another round of promoting the prospects to quick message board hate if he calls up newk or sims.
 
Because the moment the Braves cut him he'll sign with a contender and promptly regain form.
 
They keep trying to squeeze him in before the end of the day, but you've got to get up damned early to fit him.
 
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