https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/insurrection
Insurrection: an act or instance of revolting against civil authority or an established government
Seems pretty fitting. Just because the wannabe coup organizers possessed the organization skill of a bunch of cats in a sack, doesn't change what it was. A bunch of butthurt losers who don't know how anything works threatening people who don't agree with them.
Just like you a butthurt loser who attempts to justify someone being a man by some inane comparison.