Jeff Francoeur tricked into thinking player was deaf.

This was an epic prank, and ex-Brave teammates Blaine Boyer and Brooks Conrad were co-conspirators. Frenchy now has a new nickname -- "idiot."
 
If only we could've tricked him into thinking OBP and BB were important in baseball.

If OBP was so important why don't they put it up on the scoreboard. That response will always summarize Francoeur for me.

The comments by Boyer and Conrad were revealing and not too flattering in terms of his IQ, though they both were fairly diplomatic.
 
Average (at best) IQ + Some sort of ADD = Jeff Francouer.

He never struck me a somebody all that bright.

The clincher for me on Francoeur's IQ (or lack thereof) is the time he jogged home with the potential winning run and almost got nailed on a force play that would have ended the inning.
 
If they pulled that prank for two days it would have been funny...that it went as long as it did is just epic.
 
One thing I really miss about being on team sports is stuff like this, the pranks. Unless, of course, you're the idiot.

Jeff's reputation definitely preceded him on this one.
 
Actually, a lot of AAA teams look like that these days. The population of guys who have just a few games of major league experience is quite large.

I realize that, but I don't think many are to this degree. Literally every position player they have has spent of few years in the majors, not just cups of coffee.
 
Too bad he never lived up to the poor man's Vlad comp.

The woes of below average bat speed. I always thought Francoeur's problem--and lousy coaching probably contributed--is that he always thought he could successfully hit what he could reach. That probably worked through high school. Above average plate coverage doesn't count for much when the result is three-hoppers to the middle infielders. Add that to what I always considered a slider-speed bat and you've got the right equation for disappointment.
 
The woes of below average bat speed. I always thought Francoeur's problem--and lousy coaching probably contributed--is that he always thought he could successfully hit what he could reach. That probably worked through high school. Above average plate coverage doesn't count for much when the result is three-hoppers to the middle infielders. Add that to what I always considered a slider-speed bat and you've got the right equation for disappointment.

Which is why reliever might be interesting for him since he can still throw pretty hard. How many position players turned into decent pitchers?
 
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