I like Adam, but when he retires it's going to be like one of those Bill Brasky SNL sketches.
"I remember one time Adam LaRoche forgot how many outs there were!"
"That's nothing. I remember one time I was at a game where Adam LaRoche forgot he was on a baseball field and thought he was playing badminton. He swung his glove at the baseball, then carried it over to the umpire and said, 'Your Majesty, I'm afraid something is wrong with this shuttlecock.'"
"TO ADAM LAROCHE!"
*everyone drinks*
"I once slept with Adam LaRoche's wife. He actually caught us in bed together."
"Was he mad?"
"Nah. Turns out he had forgotten he even had a wife."
"TO ADAM LAROCHE!"