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https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

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EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.

"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."

The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate looting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.

I thought the one about Materials Liberation (AKA Looting) was hilarious, but then I saw it was a real tweet. Then i got sad.
 
Goldy believes business should pay more to an employee than the employee adds value back to the business.

He also believes GA passed Jim Crow laws.

An incredibly stupid person
 
Goldy believes business should pay more to an employee than the employee adds value back to the business.

He also believes GA passed Jim Crow laws.

An incredibly stupid person

Well its much better on the social schedule to get a check in the mail and not have to go to work for the same money.

And they seem to be "living" just fine.
 
You seem really happy that small businesses are struggling bc the government is handing their potential workers free money to sit around all day and riot at night.

You have a weird obsession with wanting small businesses to fail. "They weren't gonna survive anyway"
 
i love when you jump to conclusions

it's a good laugh

but i don't love it more than when you try to use quotes out of context though
 
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