North Dakota

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I propose we give North Dakota to Canada as an apology. I know North Dakota has oil and other valuable thangs. But we need to make a peace offering. Now Canada might refuse our olive branch. But that's OK. Offering them North Dakota would allow us to have a clear conscience.
 
It would have to be one R and one D state. All things must be balanced. It will be difficult paying a tariff on Ben and Jerry, but I think Vermont would have to go.
 
Ok. We can give Maine to Denmark. This is a huge personal sacrifice for me. Maine is my favorite place. In the whole world. But the Danes are nice people and would probably allow me to visit.
 
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