Official 2022 Offseason Moves Thread

[Dalyn]

I'd like to trade this conversation, or just straight up release it, whichever is quicker.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

For a girl that used to ride equestrian she has no trunk or hips or thick thighs.

I’m a legs and glutes guy. Those melons she has will not age well. Once that goes she won’t have much to fall back on.

No, but she'll have plenty to fall forward on.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

Kate Upton is a poor woman's Prime Katherine Heigl.

Egads. Must have great bufo toad venom in Scotland.

 

[Tapate50]

No, but she'll have plenty to fall forward on.

Plus, about 6k and you can have brand new ones

 

[Enscheff]

Kate Upton is a poor woman's Prime Katherine Heigl.

Another one I just don't see it. I think it's due my indifference to blonde hair.

Give me a fit dark haired woman.

 

[The Tariff King]

You can say that about any woman. After 30, it’s pretty much over, save for a select few.

Legs and glutes can be maintained forever. I'm a tennis coach, so I'm a bit biased to legs and glutes.

 

[The Tariff King]

Katherine Heigl in the Disney movie wish upon a star might have been one of the first times as a young lad that I have experienced those butterflies.

 

[50PoundHead]

Another one I just don't see it. I think it's due my indifference to blonde hair.

Give me a fit dark haired woman.

Wish granted!

 

[bravesfanMatt]

Winnie Cooper bulked up.

 

[clvclv]

For a girl that used to ride equestrian she has no trunk or hips or thick thighs.

I’m a legs and glutes guy. Those melons she has will not age well. Once that goes she won’t have much to fall back on.

JV's $25 million player option will pay for plenty of surgeries for those when it's time.

As for the legs and glutes part, two words - Lauren Shehadi.

 

[CJ9]

Looks like Ozuna is going to start playing for Licey in the Dominican League pretty soon.

 

[50PoundHead]

Like Enscheff, I prefer brunettes and understated classy looks. Gal Gadot could put me in a headlock . . . and I'd be alright with that.

 

[Enscheff]

Wish granted!

Not exactly what I meant, but I appreciate her for sure!

More along the lines of Rosalyn Sanchez, Blake Lively, young Vivica Fox, Megan Fox…that type of vibe.

 

[Tapate50]

Another one I just don't see it. I think it's due my indifference to blonde hair.

Give me a fit dark haired woman.

Brooke Burke in her prime

 

[Enscheff]

Brooke Burke in her prime

Precisely. Jennifer Gray when she was in dancing with the stars. Almost every pro dancer on that show. Etc.

 

[ixiXSolidXixi]

Looks like Ozuna is going to start playing for Licey in the Dominican League pretty soon.

I think thats great maybe we can trade him.

 

[Hudson2]

So tv revenue goes up starting in 2023? I’m not an AJC subscriber so I can’t read the article.

 

[The Tariff King]

Brooke Burke in her prime

So many brunettes you can list.

blondes are a dime a dozen.

 

[The Tariff King]

Brooke Burke in her prime

Catherine Zeta in entrapment.

 

[bravesfanforlife88]

So tv revenue goes up starting in 2023? I’m not an AJC subscriber so I can’t read the article.

Braves have been getting around $80m for TV rights, in 2023 that number goes up to just over $100m, then $120m by 2027