Official Spring Training Thread

Ynoa is going to come back and be a TOR guy with only 2 pitches!! I saw someone sketch the path of his slider on the back of a napkin, and then some old guy sent a Morse code description of the pitch from the basement of his bungalow in Florida. From that exhaustive set of data I have concluded Ynoa’s slider is so amazing due to the way his broken hand healed that he is at least a #2 now, with a 50/50 chance of being the staff ace by July.

Truly an exciting time to be alive!!
 
Lineup for today’s game against Baltimore.

Acuña RF
Albies 2B
Riley 3B
Olson 1B
Ozuna DH
Harris II CF
d’Arnaud C
Kelenic LF
Arcia SS

Fried on the mound
 
The lineup discussion has been settled, and Albies will continue to be miscast as a #2 hitter with a .325 career OBP.
 
Acuna and Albies may not get a hit ever

I’d package them ASAP.
I’ve heard there’s a hot new prospect made available by the Dodgers we could swap them for.
I think his last name is Olivera.
Heard the kids can’t miss.
 
Todays lineup

Martinez CF
Fletcher 2B
Murphy C
Luplow DH
White RF
Evans 3B
Williams LF
Velazquez SS
Casteel 1B

Sale on the mound
 
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