*OPENING DAY* 4/6/'15: Atlanta Braves (Teheran) @ Miami Marlins

[Julio3000]

MLB wants to shorten games. The Braves are just doing their bit.

 

[Dalyn]

ROFLBBQ

Wanna translate that?

Rolling on floor licking big black queers. Pretty racy, Cajun.

 

[jpx7]

I'd honestly forgotten that the Marlins had acquired That Guy. Their lineup is pretty balanced, on paper.

 

[Dalyn]

MLB wants to shorten games. The Braves are just doing their bit.

Let's see if you still think that in the 18th inning.

 

[sturg33]

This is gonna get so old...

"The Braves have not struck out."

Yeah, and we have 3 hits, 1 run, and 0 walks.

 

[Braves1976]

Let's see if you still think that in the 18th inning.

Haha, not with our new bullpen.

 

[jpx7]

Rolling on floor licking big black queers. Pretty racy, Cajun.

 

[MadduxFanII]

Simmons saw five pitches!

 

[jpx7]

This is gonna get so old...

"The Braves have not struck out."

Yeah, and we have 3 hits, 1 run, and 0 walks.

And I think Chip just said Alvarez has only thrown more than three pitches to one hitter (Freeman)? That's spleen-bustingly sad.

Edit:

Simmons saw five pitches!

-- So Chip is unsurprisingly erroneous as hell.

 

[jsebe10]

Rolling on floor licking big black queers. Pretty racy, Cajun.

Lol

 

[gilesfan]

And I think Chip just said Alvarez has only thrown more than three pitches to one hitter (Freeman)? That's spleen-bustingly sad.

Edit: -- So Chip is unsurprisingly erroneous as hell.

But, it doesn't allow Alvarez to get in a groove.

 

[jsebe10]

And I think Chip just said Alvarez has only thrown more than three pitches to one hitter (Freeman)? That's spleen-bustingly sad.

Edit: -- So Chip is unsurprisingly erroneous as hell.

That what? Chip would know a stat like that or it was actually true?

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

Still an incredible catch after all this time.

 

[Julio3000]

Let's see if you still think that in the 18th inning.

LET'S GO MAAAAARLINS

 

[Dalyn]

Still an incredible catch after all this time.

Chip knows how Nixon felt right before that catch.

 

[Julio3000]

That what? Chip would know a stat like that or it was actually true?

He's had his head, uh, down for an AB here and there.

 

[Dalyn]

LET'S GO MAAAAARLINS

Who will be the random pedophile this time?

 

[emk418]

Man Callaspo really struggles to move

 

[jsebe10]

He's had his head, uh, down for an AB here and there.

"Is this a party or what!?!?"

 

[sturg33]

Ian Desmond with two errors today leading to all 3 of Mets runs