Random thoughts

The local Five Guys has one of these -

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It kicks so much ass. I want one beside my desk.

They are cool. But it's so annoying being in line behind people who can't figure out how to work it
 
I'd like to install one of those automatic car washer dryers on my bathroom ceiling. That way I wouldn't have to use a towel to dry off. I'm not sure how that would feel on my giblets though. Probably pretty nice actually.

I know this is the Unmoderated Anything Goes forum... but jesus.
 
Some of these crime/cop shows are beyond ridiculous.

That family in Hostages would just call the police and get it over with. No way that goes on for weeks in real life.

The FBI in The Blacklist is a fantasy. No way they'd allow a fugitive to order them around, list or no.

The Following??? One of the dumbest shows ever.

CSI NY. Way too cheerful of a staff of people who look at blood everyday. Sela Ward's character is completely unbelievable. They need a few more jerks.

Hannibal??? Anthony Hopkins should sue that show for defamation of character.

Southland, one of the few good ones cancelled. These people are clueless.
 
This sounds like a societal pursuit in need of prioritization.

I know you're reading this Obama, so: I don't care how many drones it takes, make this coupling happen.

If you're going to ask the Dark Lord to make it happen, perhaps you should propitiate Him by throwing Kenny G into Old Faithful.
 
I wish my computer was working. I can't really contribute to this place at my fullest potential using my phone.

You all deserve better.
 
I purposely hide the good candy at the bottom of the Halloween candy bowl. The smart kids dig for the best candy. The dumb ones take from the top. It's a good way to determine which kids in my neighborhood will make it in life.
 
I purposely hide the good candy at the bottom of the Halloween candy bowl. The smart kids dig for the best candy. The dumb ones take from the top. It's a good way to determine which kids in my neighborhood will make it in life.

I do pretty much the same but with more poison.
 
Poison? Are you crazy? What a horrible thing to do. Razor blades are always the way to go.

Oh, of course. I thought that went without saying. The poison is ON the razor blades, which are IN the candy at the top where the dumb kids graze.
 
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