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****in' magnets, how do they work?

A magnet produces a magnetic field, which in turn pulls other ferromagnetic objects toward it.

A ****in' magnet, is usually placed inside of a girl's vag to help those especially inept men get it up and in. Sometimes piercings on the male organ are needed for the proper amount of attraction to take place. However, if the man has enough iron in his body this is unnecessary.

There has been a lot of controversy aroused from these type of magnets due to the various potential injuries that they may cause. Use at your own risk.
 
If I get a serious case of the poops when I'm out jogging, should I cross my legs and hold it in risking slightly dirty undies, or should I drop trou and take a dump in public?
 
In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:

bum_gun(1).jpg


This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?
 
In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:

bum_gun(1).jpg


This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?

We got one of those after we had our first child, ostensibly for spraying the poop out of cloth diapers. Ostensibly.

A quintillion times?

At least a quintillion times better than ye olde John Wayne.
 
This thread just got bumped to five out of a possible five happy orcas. Quality of the questions was the only thing holding it back.
 
In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:

bum_gun(1).jpg


This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?

Better, but not a quintillion times better.

This is:

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And to answer your last question: money.
 
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