I've been the target of an enscheff barb or two in the past as part of spirited exchanges between us (not often) that were far more direct than what he's developed here. I just think this is so good it belongs over at Baseball Think Factory.
On that note, Bile would make a good nickname for Enscheff. The man is incapable of not being an utter dick, but in his defense, he has raised it to a sort of maladjusted artform.