The one fact that I will give all of you.

[zitothebrave]

So you were ****ing your friends girl? Awesome dude.

I didn't say he was my friend. Just knew him very well. And I was under the impression from her things were over. I guess I should have thought things through for a second to be less scummy, but eh. Whatever.

 

[zitothebrave]

you can eat healthy and continue to enjoy sex!

This is a guy who's never successfully pulled off the trifecta.

 

[Carp]

I wasn't pushing 30 when this happened. It was before moving to NH

At this point it would seem you've given enough clues away that it shouldn't matter anymore.