The Wall

I have an idea inspired by the island of Alameda. For those of you who don't know Alameda is an island in the San Francisco Bay. It wasn't always an island. Up until 1902 it was a peninsula. But for reasons having to do with the operations of the port of Oakland a ditch was dug where a mud flat previously existed.

And so we have an island. The project of digging the ditch created many jobs over a 30 year period. Mother Nature keeps wanting to fill up the ditch so it periodically requires re-dredging. So more jobs. Tunnels and bridges have been built to connect Alameda to Oakland. More jobs.

My proposal is that we build a ditch instead of a wall. We can call it the Grand Canal. Or the Trump Moat. Or the Rio Muy Grande.

It will be the greatest feat of engineering ever. Bar none. It will create so many jobs. And then we can start building bridges to Mexico. Creating even more jobs. And periodically re-dredging it. More jobs. We can stock it with all sorts of fish and turn parts of it into parks for recreation. The possibilities are endless.
 
I love when people talk about net immigration numbers like we actually know.

For year we always were told there were only 11 million illegals in the country. Now all of a sudden its agreed the number is closer to 30 million. Lets stop pretending we understand what is happening at the border.

Narrator : It was not agreed.
 
Nobody tell thethe about the Canadian border.

Agreed - Lets build a wall there as well. But the good thing about Canada is that they have a much more stable country so working with their government is a more effective solution. Mexico, and central America, is and always has been a disaster.
 
Narrator : It was not agreed.

Yeah, because it was clearly a racist right leaning outlet that released the study.

Its clear to almost anyone that we have been lied to about the illegal population and their ability to vote. We just get drip drip of the truth so it doesn't seem as bad as it really is.
 
Erica Jong
‏ @EricaJong
1h1 hour ago

Fake potus pushes fake wall to fake base!

6 replies 6 retweets 40 likes

EFS
‏ @EdSayGo
Replying to @EricaJong

While as many as 63 Million Americans go without clean water to drink.

7:00 PM - 8 Jan 2019
 
the talk and the reactions

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Donald Trump Delivers a Wet Fart Oval Office Address

The president can’t get his wall. So like a ****ty salesman, he’s now trying to pitch you on something else.


Donald Trump has been a political escape artist since the beginnings of his shady, scummy, shiftless life. From his spurious (see what I did there?) evasion of the Vietnam draft to his serial bankruptcies and business failures, his wrecked marriages, and his current reign of misrule, Donald Trump’s ability to detonate a media IED to distract from his troubles has always served him well. Whenever there’s trouble from some Trump outrage, he never apologizes, never corrects his behavior and never, ever goes forth and sins no more. Instead, he deliberately creates some larger outrage, tossing red meat to a media always eager to chase it.

That was the Trump shutdown from the beginning, and the reason for his manic insistence on “The Wall” scam as its justification.

On Tuesday night, Trump’s flaming dumpster train of distractions, lies, cons, and empty political promises flew off the rails and plunged into a mountain of burning tires in one of his worst public speeches.

After 17 days of a government shutdown temper tantrum, Trump needed a game-changing home run of a speech to change the political climate in D.C. He failed.
 
btw, there is always a tweet for this dumbphuck

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Slate
‏Verified account @Slate
2h2 hours ago

Nothing says urgency like the partial funding of a construction project for which land has not yet been acquired.
 
Jim Acosta must be the dumbest reporter alive.

He basically reported today that border walls work.
 
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