Things They Say

the speech from the dotard today about going back to the moon is so depressing when i compare it to one of my favorites of JFK talking about going to the moon

he can't pronounce the word "worlds"
 
"They have been bombing in my country so I wanted to do damage here"

NYC bomber.

We commit 9/11 scale attacks on these countries every month. Expecting them not to fight back is insane.
 
"We've got to stop looking like idiots to the nation."

Charles Barkley

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"Not only did Steve Bannon cost us a critical Senate seat in one of the most Republican states in the country, but he also dragged the President of the United States into his fiasco."

Mitch McConnell
 
"A reasonable officer would have known that attempting to obtain a photograph of a minor child's erect penis, by ordering him to masturbate in the presence of others, would unlawfully invade the child's rights of privacy under the 4th amendment"

Appeals court judge.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/2...take-pictures-is-clear-violation-rights.shtml

That's right, a cop says they didn't know it was illegal to order a minor to masturbate in front of a group of cops so they could take pictures of his penis. This is the most ridiculous thing I have heard from a court of law since a lawyer for CPS tries to claim there was no way for a CPS worker to know that lying about abuse to get a court order to remove the child from their parents was wrong/illegal.
 
[video]https://youtu.be/M8-g4AMBRVs[/video]

Do as we say not as we do. Cops really hate it when other people expect them to follow the law they claim to enforce.
 
Bit what there's more.


Jail staff let a ****ing prisoner into unsecured areas unsupervised and even let him leave the jail. The staff responsible were suspended.... for helping a prisoner break out of jail......
 
A vegan, a bitcoin trader, and someone who didnt vote in 2016 all walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first
 
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"It would be awesome if someone named their daughter Isabel and named their other daughter Isnotabel."
-John Nolte
 
“When you see me with a gun, folks, I’ll be climbing in and out of a deer stand or a turkey blind, not prancing around on a stage in a cowboy suit.

Doug Jones
 
When we’ve reached a place where good Christian folk think it’s a matter of major theological principle not to sell pastries to gay people but are willing to give pedophiles a pass, I think it’s safe to say that American Christianity today — white American Christianity in particular — is in a pretty sorry state.

Charles Mathewes
 
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
—Franklin D. Roosevelt
 
"I buy you books, send you to school, clothe you, and feed you. You still come out a dumbass."
My grandfather (kindly)
 
“For too long we have read scripture with nineteenth-century eyes and sixteenth-century questions. It’s time to get back to reading with first-century eyes and twenty-first century questions.”
N.T. Wright
 
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