What's Really wrong with this team

[Temo]

We have no players with dreads.

Discuss.

 

[bravesnumberone]

Not the Braves Way. /discussion.

 

[msstate7]

With so many placeholders on this team, I wouldn't be too concerned right now. If we still don't have anyone with dreads by late next year, we really need to look into acquiring John jaso

 

[50PoundHead]

With so many placeholders on this team, I wouldn't be too concerned right now. If we still don't have anyone with dreads by late next year, we really need to look into acquiring John jaso

I've never been much for the "white guy with dreads" look. I wonder if Jaso goes with the skinny jeans as well. He could be part of an MLB effort to reach the hipster demographic.

 

[rico43]

I wouldn't worry. I hear we're activatiung JJ, and I dreads it every time he pitches.

Thank you very much.

 

[Julio3000]

Aybar used to have dreads. Now he sucks. Q.E.D., breddrin.

 

[Julio3000]

Ay breddrin, look pon new bwais fi to win de bombocloth World Series.

Look down pon number one rude bwai, badman Jelly Johnson.

 

[Julio3000]

Look pon Mister Boom Bye-Bye Dreddie Freeman, top ranking don he.

 

[Julio3000]

Look pon mister MVP, wicked selectah fi to rock the mic, bess cocky man punanny killa Michelob Ultra bwai Antony.

 

[Temo]

I can't believe I didn't specify that it has to be a black guy with dreads.

I can't believe you assholes needed that clarification.

 

[gilesfan]

Julio-your photoshopping skills are unmatched. I think Money Mayweather could have interest in hiring you.

 

[jpx7]

I've never been much for the "white guy with dreads" look.

I'm a very open-minded, permissive guy. White-guy dreads is where I draw the line.