Who is Kevin Gausman?

[Carp]

I’m patenting the nickname “The Gaus’ Rifle”.

I think GassMan is already booked.

Like Kramer’s license plate from Seinfeld

I already copyrighted Gasman and Gooseman the day we got him.

 

[The Tariff King]

Wasn't Gas Man a nickname Retisma had for us on the old board because he was prone to blowing up?

 

[Carp]

That was Gas Can. And if Guasman doesn't fare any better than Reitsma, I'm sure he'll adopt that name as well.

 

[nsacpi]

His splitter is a Gaussian blur

 

[Chico]

That was Gas Can. And if Guasman doesn't fare any better than Reitsma, I'm sure he'll adopt that name as well.

That just reminded me of Oil Can Boyd. One of the greatest names ever in MLB.

 

[Julio3000]

That just reminded me of Oil Can Boyd. One of the greatest names ever in MLB.

Particularly because a) it was on his baseball card and b) it referred to beer cans, not petroleum products.

 

[jpx7]

Particularly because a) it was on his baseball card and b) it referred to beer cans, not petroleum products.

Everything is, in essence, a petroleum product.

 

[TheBravos]

Anyone else think if he performs well the rest of the season, that AA sells high in the offseason?

 

[The Tariff King]

Who is Karim Garcia?