Wren MUST Extend Laird NOW

[Knucksie]

He isn't being serious about saving money for Harang, it was just a joke along with his comment about his size.

Not always easy to detect without the smileys.

 

[CyYoung31]

Not always easy to detect without the smileys.

Read the ****ing thread.

Sorry, I'm still pissed about the Boston ****ing Red Sox. May they burn in hell with their obnoxious fans.

 

[Julio3000]

Given that this thread is basically a long riff on the corpulence of Gerald Laird and Aaron Harang, I do submit that winky smilies should not be necessary.

 

[TDlxANDER]

Wren HAS to get this done and I don't care how much money it takes....name the new ballpark after him. Laird is irreplaceable....he's a threat everytime he's somewhere.

 

[50PoundHead]

Given that this thread is basically a long riff on the corpulence of Gerald Laird and Aaron Harang, I do submit that winky smilies should not be necessary.

With Laird, the smiley would have to be a wide grin.

 

[50PoundHead]

Wren HAS to get this done and I don't care how much money it takes....name the new ballpark after him. Laird is irreplaceable....he's a threat everytime he's somewhere.

I hear that local authorities are alerted whenever he enters an Old Country Buffet.

 

[nsacpi]

With Laird, the smiley would have to be a wide grin.

The grin always matches the girth.

 

[zitothebrave]

I hear that local authorities are alerted whenever he enters an Old Country Buffet.

I heard onetime Laird was kicked out of an all you can eat seafood buffet for eating too much seafood. Unsatiated he went on to go fishing at the nearby pier to crush his Chordata craving.

 

[Julio3000]

With due respect to Joe Simpson, G. Laird does not do the little things that help you win ballgames. There is nothing little about the man.

 

[50PoundHead]

I heard onetime Laird was kicked out of an all you can eat seafood buffet for eating too much seafood. Unsatiated he went on to go fishing at the nearby pier to crush his Chordata craving.

I didn't know Laird did stand-up!

[video=youtube;vAkXPpBnSkM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAkXPpBnSkM[/video]

 

[The Tariff King]

With due respect to Joe Simpson, G. Laird does not do the little things that help you win ballgames. There is nothing little about the man.

He does the little things, in a big way.

One does not simply sacrifice bunt... he sacrifice bunts and then ends up with a bunt single.

One does not simply get an infield single.... he hits a sharp grounder that leads to an infield double.

 

[nsacpi]

When he slides, the ground crew has to stop the game to fill in the crater.

 

[nsacpi]

Before the team plane takes off, the crew always checks to make sure he and Harang are not on the same side.

 

[The Tariff King]

When he slides, the ground crew has to stop the game to fill in the crater.

When he made the sliding catch that hit the wall, the fans sitting as far as 20 rows back felt a tremor in their chairs.

 

[The Tariff King]

Before the team plane takes off, the crew always checks to make sure he and Harang are not on the same side.

You can't have THAT much veteran leadership on one side of the plane.

 

[Julio3000]

You can't have THAT much veteran leadership on one side of the plane.

^^^^

 

[nsacpi]

Wren needs to act soon. If he hits free agency, I'm expecting a massive bidding war between the Yankees and Red Sox.

 

[Julio3000]

Wren needs to act soon. If he hits free agency, I'm expecting a massive bidding war between the Yankees and Red Sox.

I'm surprised that Gerald can focus, with the weight of the expectations and all. That's veteran leadership. A ton of it.

 

[Knucksie]

Read the ****ing thread.

Sorry, I'm still pissed about the Boston ****ing Red Sox. May they burn in hell with their obnoxious fans.

Relax. Pouring over the entire thread wasn't high on the priority list for the long weekend. Even with that oversight, some of the attitudes toward Harang here are ridiculous. They're getting as much as they can out of the guy at a bargain rate.

 

[Julio3000]

Relax. Pouring over the entire thread wasn't high on the priority list for the long weekend. Even with that oversight, some of the attitudes toward Harang here are ridiculous. They're getting as much as they can out of the guy at a bargain rate.

Do what Gerald does. Pour over everything. Pour gravy over everything.