**** You'd Want in Your Dream House

zitothebrave

zitothebrave

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So if you won the lottery or whatever what would you want.

1. Nano Brewery, homebrewing and for career.

2. Sports stuff, for baseball, football, and soccer playing.

3. Flattop in the kitchen, for cooking steaks, burgers, eggs, etc.

4. Urinal.

5. Walk in fridge for things like charcuterie, cheese, lagering, and things like that.
 
I'd buy a huge property upstate so I could build a golf course on it.

I'd have a theatre style entertainment room to watch movies and sports.

Walk in freezer/fridge would be a must as well.

A urinal Zito? really?
 
zitothebrave said:
So if you won the lottery or whatever what would you want.

1. Nano Brewery, homebrewing and for career.

2. Sports stuff, for baseball, football, and soccer playing.

3. Flattop in the kitchen, for cooking steaks, burgers, eggs, etc.

4. Urinal.

5. Walk in fridge for things like charcuterie, cheese, lagering, and things like that.
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Way to shoot for the stars Zito. Other than #1, the rest of this stuff you can buy comfortably making $15 an hour.
 
ESP47 said:
Way to shoot for the stars Zito. Other than #1, the rest of this stuff you can buy comfortably making $15 an hour.
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WEll the urinal and flattop are a little normal. But they're awesome and I want. Sports stuff maybe I should have clarified. I want basically a sports complex. Pitching machines, field large enough for full size play of football, baseball, etc. And I want it all in NJ which if you don't know getting that much land isn't cheap. There are tons of other things I want that are slightly less important.
 
zitothebrave said:
WEll the urinal and flattop are a little normal. But they're awesome and I want. Sports stuff maybe I should have clarified. I want basically a sports complex. Pitching machines, field large enough for full size play of football, baseball, etc. And I want it all in NJ which if you don't know getting that much land isn't cheap. There are tons of other things I want that are slightly less important.
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I'd get a potty putter and one of those carpeted stair cases so my cat can get on my bed easier.
 
zitothebrave said:
4. Urinal.
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We're building now, not exactly our "dream" house, but I'm gonna have a urinal in my workshop/storage room. Very handy when working outside.

One other thing I'm happy about is a raised (40 cm) tatami area with drawers underneath that will act as a kind of daybed or small play area for kids.
 
1. Walk-in pool. Steps are for poor people.

2. Insanely huge garage/shop

3. Elevator (see No.1 about the steps)

4. A theatre room to watch por.... er... um.... for watching movies and games and ****.... definitely not porn

5. A Drawing room. No idea what it is or what its use is for, but rich people always seem to have one.

6. A guard shack to keep the people the eff out my house. (not sure if this counts since this is technically not in the house)
 
I like the urinal idea, but I don't think you have to be rich to install one.
 
Tapate50 said:
I chuckled that zeets would hit the lotto and have his dream home in New Jersey.
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Just goes to show how ignorant you are about NJ. Where to many rich people who work in Philly or NYC live? NJ has the 3rd highest median income for a reason. Look up houses in Princeton you'd probably **** your pants.
 
I would want grotto type hot tub with a flatscreen

an anti-burn bannister so when I slide down naked my balls want get road rash

A personal chef, maid etc

Batting cage and replica turnerfield setup

And a live in massage therapist and chiropractor
 
Dalyn said:
All the books.
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Yea: libraries (as in: library plural) for me.

Also: legitimate film screening-room (as in: celluloid). One of my libraries would exist simply to house reels.
 
jpx7 said:
Yea: libraries (as in: library plural) for me.

Also: legitimate film screening-room (as in: celluloid). One of my libraries would exist simply to house reels.
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Ha

That reminds me of my Wall of vinyl idea. Though if Neil Young's HiFi comes out then eff vinyl.
 
zitothebrave said:
Just goes to show how ignorant you are about NJ. Where to many rich people who work in Philly or NYC live? NJ has the 3rd highest median income for a reason. Look up houses in Princeton you'd probably **** your pants.
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I doubt I'd **** anything irregular over seeing where you would wish upon wish your dream home would be.

I'd be somewhere with plenty of real estate , or coastal.
 
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