Yummy New Turner Field concessions

[rico43]

This thread will remain alive all season, as those of us/you "Brave" enough to try each one. We require a full report (taste, ability to finish, your scheduled angioplasty).

1. Burgerizza: grilled 20-ounce beef patty, covered with five slices of cheddar, topped with crispy bacon and served between two 8-inch pepperoni pizzas. $26

2. The T.E.D. (The Everything Dog): Foot-long hot dog on pretzel bun, layered with fries, chili, nachos, beer cheese and jalapenos, topped with popcorn and drizzled with BBQ sauce laced with Coca-Cola. $15

3. Tater Tot Chop: Layer of tots pressed in a waffle iron, loaded with bacon, melted cheese and jalapenos, topped with a second tater tot waffle and served with Coca-Cola infused catsup. $16

4. The Punisher: Country fried rib meat slathered in a Monster Energy Drink-infused BBQ sauce, topps with a fresh cut beer-battered onion ring and slawsa tucked between a toasted and buttered Hawaiian bun and pinned in place with two slices of candied bacon. $18

5. Sausage Sundae: Smoked sausage, split down the middle, topped with mac-and-cheese, mashed potatoes and pulled pork, topped with BBQ sauce and cherry tomato. $9

 

[UNCBlue012]

Heart attacks never tasted so good!

 

[Millwood1Hitter]

Can't wait!

 

[yeezus]

holy ****

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

Good Heavens

What happened to just a regular hamburger, fries, and a Coke?

 

[striker42]

I will endure watching us get pummeled by everyone this year just to get one of those Sausage Sundaes.

 

[bravesfanMatt]

I will endure watching us get pummeled by everyone this year just to get one of those Sausage Sundaes.

All day long!!

 

[Julio3000]

If Williams Perez needed that extra little bit of motivation to make the club, this is it.

 

[GovClintonTyree]

Sweet Jesus. Is this real? Perhaps a nice Cobb Salad (heh) is in order.

 

[Runnin]

Sweet Jesus. Is this real? Perhaps a nice Cobb Salad (heh) is in order.

They're gonna need bigger seats.

 

[jpx7]

Independent-league-level bombastic food promotions for independent-league-level baseball play.

 

[Julio3000]

Independent-league-level bombastic food promotions for independent-league-level baseball play.

The "good" news is, you won't be sure which one is making you sick!

 

[MadduxFanII]

Monster Energy Drink-infused BBQ sauce....

 

[Runnin]

Donuts (choose your flavor) and Bacon Grease Smoothies

 

[goldfly]

Monster Energy Drink-infused BBQ sauce....

just gross

 

[Tapate50]

This is terrible . It's like fair food, but on purpose.

Not that I don't recognize they are trying, but the Ted food has always been terrible.

 

[bravesnumberone]

Kind of reminds me of the Braves and all our illustrious veterans. Throwing a bunch of crap at the wall, hoping some will stick.

 

[bravesnumberone]

Good Heavens

What happened to just a regular hamburger, fries, and a Coke?

Cost 14.50.

 

[bravesnumberone]

Disappointed that Luis Avilan's left arm spaghetti didn't make it on the menu anywhere.

 

[rico43]

Disappointed that Luis Avilan's left arm spaghetti didn't make it on the menu anywhere.

They're serving that at Chavez Ravine.