Wren MUST Extend Laird NOW

[nsacpi]

The bigger the pour the better.

 

[Tapate50]

I find it difficult to believe Laird's pitch framing is so poor when his frame is HUGE.

 

[50PoundHead]

Do what Gerald does. Pour over everything. Pour gravy over everything.

I heard Laird's gravy boat is a cabin cruiser.

 

[nsacpi]

Gerald's gravy boat. He was kind enough to take me on a tour once.

 

[MrShwag]

Dude is phat

 

[50PoundHead]

Gerald's gravy boat. He was kind enough to take me on a tour once.

Looks like all the peppercorns have settled on one end. Stir it up some!

 

[nsacpi]

Dude is phat

Broad shouldered

 

[50PoundHead]

Broad shouldered

Husky.

 

[jpx7]

Pitch Butcher for the Team,
Strike Stealer, Bunter of Doubles,
Player as Fredi and the Braves' Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
Catcher of the Big Shoulders:

 

[Julio3000]

Pitch Butcher for the Team,

Strike Stealer, Bunter of Doubles,

Player as Fredi and the Braves' Freight Handler;

Stormy, husky, brawling,

Catcher of the Big Shoulders:

Whew.

"Player as Fredi" elicited a lol. The rest, a wow.

 

[cajunrevenge]

For everyone complaining about hitting with RISP the Laird has a .292 batting average with runners on and a .333 batting average with the bases loaded. He is also automatic on 2-0 and 2-1 pitches as he has a whopping 1.000 batting average when he hits those pitches. Clearly he just lives for the RBI as he has a .167 batting average with no runners on.

 

[nsacpi]

For everyone complaining about hitting with RISP the Laird has a .292 batting average with runners on and a .333 batting average with the bases loaded. He is also automatic on 2-0 and 2-1 pitches as he has a whopping 1.000 batting average when he hits those pitches. Clearly he just lives for the RBI as he has a .167 batting average with no runners on.

Laird will often deliberately have a bad at bat to give the pitcher a false sense of confidence.

 

[jpx7]

Laird will often deliberately have a bad at bat to give the pitcher a false sense of confidence.

It's Maddux-esque.

 

[Julio3000]

It's Maddux-esque.

All of his incarnations are masters of it.

 

[Julio3000]

For everyone complaining about hitting with RISP the Laird has a .292 batting average with runners on and a .333 batting average with the bases loaded. He is also automatic on 2-0 and 2-1 pitches as he has a whopping 1.000 batting average when he hits those pitches. Clearly he just lives for the RBI as he has a .167 batting average with no runners on.

He does like a good rib-eye.

OR

He's hungry for the RBIs.

OR

"Did somebody say RIBS? Oh. Well, I live for RBIs, too."

 

[nsacpi]

With an army of Lairds I could conquer the world's kitchens.

 

[jpx7]

With an army of Lairds I could conquer the world's kitchens.

They never make it past the first wave of buffets: the food just keeps coming out.

 

[nsacpi]

Another massive performance by Laird today. Huge!

 

[keithlaw]

He really tips the scales in our favor

 

[Julio3000]

He really tips the scales in our favor

It's hard to really weigh his accomplishments thus far. He's really rounding into form. This team has more guts when he's on the field.