I think that's a pretty fair synopsis, Cajun.
Melvin's foot thing takes forever to heal. In July he reports to Florida for extended spring training. Rehab assignments, Braves call him up September 1.
He pinch runs twice and serves as a defensive replacent five times. The fifth time, he commits an error Cadillacing under a ball, throws behind the runner for a three base error, costing the team the game and mathematically eliminating them from the playoffs. When Bowman asks what happened, Melvin tells him to suck his d*ck.
Freddie doesn't see a strike for six weeks, gets frustrated and starts swinging at everything, finishes at .206 with 25 walks after Memorial Day, 22 of them intentional.
Fredi likes the whole getting-tossed-in-the-first-inning thing, as it gives him an early shot at the buffet. Resolves to get thrown out more. The team is 17-3 in games Fredi is tossed, as Carlos Tosca proves to be a managerial genius.
Christian Bethancourt and Jace Peterson hit a combined .112 through Memorial Day. Bethancourt is sent to Mississippi, Peterson released. Pierzynski and KJ take over, double the previous production. AJ and KJ are given their outright releases on 9/1.