GDT 10/3/13: Dodgers (Kershaw) @ Braves (Medlen) - NLDS Game 1 - 8:30 PM

[jsebe10]

Now could we maybe show some heart and make this thing a little interesting?

They need to show some damn heart and make it interesting from the 1st pitch.

 

[jpx7]

I hate baseball.

I'm assuming it reflects poorly on me, as a person, that I'm hoping Magic Johnson gives all the Dodgers rapid-onset HIV?

 

[Julio3000]

Banjo hitters swinging 2-0?

Bleeders falling in?

Outfielders throwing to the wrong base?

I picked the wrong day to stop snorting cocaine.

/chipcaray

Who am I kidding?

/chipcaray

 

[weso1]

Any bots want to comment on the game thus far?

 

[Five]

The problem we have is what all of us knew but didn't want to admit. We have no #1 pitcher. None. They have 2. What does that always equal in the playoffs? NO CHANCE.

At least we got Scott Downs at the deadline.

 

[bravesnumberone]

I'm assuming it reflects poorly on me, as a person, that I'm hoping Magic Johnson gives all the Dodgers rapid-onset HIV?

Thank you for making me laugh. That will get me through the night and the next couple days.

 

[jsebe10]

Kershaw hangs a changeup and upton misses it

 

[JusticeForAll23]

Aces don't just grow on trees.

I understand that, and I'm still holding out hope Teheran turns into one. But right now we're also in a National League with the Cardinals and Dodgers who have legit aces. So anytime we make the playoffs, odds are we're going to have to play one of them in the NLDS, and beating them is going to be extremely tough. And the Cardinals have Miller, Wacha, and Carlos Martinez on the way. So even when Wainwright starts to slow down, odds are the Cardinals will still have at least one true/legit ace in one of one or two of those three. Haven't seen enough of Martinez to really say, but Miller at least looked great at home and Wacha looked really good in his limited time in the bigs.

And obviously Kershaw is going to be around for awhile. So when we're having to throw a Medlen or Minor or Beachy out for game 1 against a Kershaw or Wainwright or Miller or Wacha for the foreseeable future, winning a playoff series and getting off to a good start in a playoff series (game 1 win) is going to always be tough. I know that's a lot of speculation, but it's a very real possibility.

 

[holden]

Any bots want to comment on the game thus far?

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[The Tariff King]

Any bots want to comment on the game thus far?

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[CK86]

I'm assuming it reflects poorly on me, as a person, that I'm hoping Magic Johnson gives all the Dodgers rapid-onset HIV?

Least then they could play the song "everyone has aids" before each at-bat.

 

[jsebe10]

Lmfao. Poor Freddie doesn't have a chance

 

[bravesnumberone]

Kershaw hangs a changeup and upton misses it

The difference between them and us. They take advantage of our mistakes.

 

[jpx7]

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Nice. Thanks.

 

[The Tariff King]

Wow. Can't believe that just happened.

 

[jsebe10]

Gattis on the 6-4-3 ?

 

[CrimsonCowboy]

Lets talk up Puig some more on a basic average play

 

[The Tariff King]

Gattis on the 6-4-3 ?

 

[Dalyn]

I'm assuming it reflects poorly on me, as a person, that I'm hoping Magic Johnson gives all the Dodgers rapid-onset HIV?

Character is overrated.

 

[Dalyn]

On top of everything else, I am stuck with this ****ty postseason.tv feed.