Since the irony in my original post was (predictably) overlooked:
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/05/business/michael-cohen-lawyer-trump.html
How Michael Cohen, Trump’s Fixer, Built a
Shadowy Business Empire
https://www.politico.com/magazine/s...michael-cohen-lawyer-cooley-law-school-218318
Trump’s Lawyer Went to the Worst Law School in America
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The worst law school in America is ... saying a lot.
“His legal career is flushing down the toilet,” American Lawyer magazine declared in a columnist’s profile of Cohen that mocked his affiliation with Cooley—“often cited as one of the worst law schools in the nation.” After the FBI raids, television comedian Samantha Bee took a swipe at Cooley on her cable program “Full Frontal,” asking why rich, powerful figures like Trump would retain “a graduate of the actual worst law school in the country?” She described Cohen as “a guy whose whole business model seems to be built around blackmailing mistresses.”
Yet somehow, this gawdawful hire, from the worst law school in America, became this:
Mr. Cohen became a minor real estate baron in his own right.
While his business is dwarfed by Mr. Trump’s assemblage of properties, it is not insignificant. From 2011 to 2015, limited liability companies connected to Mr. Cohen purchased at least five buildings in Manhattan, public records show.
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Together, the two men managed 260 cabs in the late 1990s and early 2000s, some for other owners. Drivers paid them $100 a shift. Millions of dollars in cash flowed in.
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etc. etc. etc.
Like I said: not my narrative.